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"Document Provided As Is".

Windows 2000 - Now featuring "Plug & Pray"

Microsoft Windows: What Do You Want to Reinstall Today?

Windows98 ha velocizzato il mio computer: adesso si inchioda IMMEDIATAMENTE

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

"Chicago, Windows 4.0, Windows 95"?!?!?!?

"I believe OS/2...to be the most important OS...of all time" Gates '87

"Mr. Worf, blow the Windows-powered Borg ship out of this Universe!"

"OS/2 is destined to be the most important OS. . ." Bill Gates

"OS/2 is the operating system of the '90s" - Bill Gates

#1 OS/2 tip: Drag the Windows folder to the shreader!!!

(Dos + Windows + ATM)

(Dos + Windows + ATM) < OS/2 2.0!

* = Tribble. ~%#{..~$ = Tribbles after using Windows.

* New Windows cleaner: Windex 3.1

*REAL* programmers use COPY CON to create Windows apps.

- Opens new Gates not seen through Windows!

-I do DOORS, not Windows.-

-THE- 4.77MHz 8088 simulator: Microsoft Windows

... Pizza Hut for Windows: ooey GUI good...

... the new African-American UNIX interface: Malcolm X-Windows...

0569: Windows NT? New Technology? I don't think so...

286SX = Any 286 running Windows.

386SX = Any 386 running Windows.

486 and Windows: driving a Maserati with the parking brake on.

486SX: Any 486 running Windows.

4DOS finishes the job Microsoft didn't start..

4Dos Virus Scan -=Windows Found=- Delete (Y/n)

586, 32MB 40ns RAM, 4GB 2ms HD, now Windows will beat DOS

640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates, 1981

9 out of 10 cats prefer Microsoft mice

A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle.

A NEW weapon against The Borg...Make them D/L Windows!

After seeing Windows I realized Bill Gates is an idiot.

Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.

Air Conditioner 1.0. Runs under Windows.

Aliens have invaded Earth! How else do you explain Windows?

All Windows break - not just the glass ones!

All... Who needs a doomsday virus when we have Windows :-)

And for my next performance, a DOS application that LOOKS like Windows!

And the only thing the Borg left was this copy of Windows

And there were plagues of locusts, and frogs, and MS-DOS, and MS-Windows

Anticipation: Waiting for Windows to load.

Are you ready for bug and play?

Are you using Windows or is that just an XT?

At Windows, quality is job 1.1

B.Gates : quality software :: R.McDonald : gourmet cuisine

Bang on the LEFT side of your computer to restart Windows.

Barney... Windows... Is there a connection?

Beat me, whip me, make me use Windows

Before throwing your computer out of window...

Best way to dispose of the Borg: Give them Windows 3.1.

Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code...

Black holes resulted when Microsoft tried to beat a deadline.

Blue dove...the crackerjack is on the windowsill.

BMW: Break My Windows

Bo knows Windows.

Bother, said Pooh, as he deleted C:\WINDOWS.

Bother, said Pooh, as Windows swapped out again.

Breaking Windows isn't just for kids anymore...

Bring Windows to it's knees: Start an application *

Bugs come in through Open Windows

Bugs come in through open Windows.

But Windows bashing is my job...my only job.

Buy Stacker? Why not just delete Windows?!

C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN C:\DOS\RUN\WINDOWS C:\DOS\RUN\SLOW

C:\ONGRTLNS.W95

C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\PROGRAMS\CRAWL

C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\CRASH C:\COMPUTER\FRY

C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\RUN C:\WINDOWS\RUN\CRASH

Can't use Windows, have single tasking brain and fingers.

Celebrate the first day you open the windows.

Chernobyl used Windows

Chicago only promises what OS/2 DELIVERS!

Chicago runs best on a VCR.

Chicago, an operating system Pair-of-Dimes shift!

Chicago... The biggest thing since New Coke!

Chicago: NT deja vu!

Chicago? Been There,... Done That 2 Years Ago! I run OS/2!

Chicago? Been there. I'm ready to travel at WARP speed!

Coming soon from Microsoft Foods: Animal Hackers

Coming Soon!! Mouse Support for Edlin!!

Coming soon: EDLIN for Windows.

Coming soon: Mouse support for Turbo-EDLIN under Windows!

Convert your 386 or 486 into a Game Boy, run Windows 3.0!

Dare to struggle - dare to Window!

Darmok and Windows, when computers slowed dramatically.

Data to Picard: "No, Captain, I do NOT run WINDOWS..."

Data:'But Sir, why don't we just give the Borg Windows?'

Dave, put those Windows disks down... Dave... DAVE!

Definition of a feature of Windows: Sufficiently advanced bug.

Despite my car having windows, it still isn't mouse driven!

Desqview vs. Windows is a no-Win situation.

DESQview: Windex for Windows

DESQview: Better windows

DESQview: Faster than a Cray (running Windows)

Did you know that windows runs faster with taglines?

Difference between a virus & windows? Viruses never fail.

Does "MicroSoft" mean "small and limp"?

Does "MicroSoft" translate to "small and squishy"?

Does Microsoft mean "small and limp"?

Does the E's Computer have enough RAM to run Windows?

Does Windows 3 ever need to be cleaned?

Does Windows NT come with a hard drive?

Dogs crawl under Gates, software under Windows.

Doing Windows in C is a pane in the glass.

DOOR:(n.) Something out of which you throw Windows.

DOS 6.0 and Windows 3.1 - A turtle and its shell.

DOS is just a bootstap loader for Windows 3.1

DOS is just an operating system that runs Windows 3.1

DOS is todays CP/M - Windows is tomorrows CP/M!

Dos: Venerable. Windows: Vulnerable. OS/2: Viable.

DOS=HIGH? I knew it was on something...

Double your drive space - delete Windows!

Double your hard drive space with DOS6: Just type DELTREE C:\WINDOWS

Downgrade your system for only 89 dollars! Install Windows!

Eat flaming plasma death, Microsoft / IBM / Novell / Borland !

Emulate an XT: run Windows on your 486!

Error #152 - Windows not found: (C)heer (P)arty (D)ance

Error #56: Operator fell asleep while waiting.

Error 005: Windows loading. Come back tomorrow.

Error 15 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the DOOR.

Error 15 - Unable to exit Windows. Try the door.

ERROR 167: Windows loaded..... system in imminent danger!

Error Loading Windows : (A)bort (R)etry (B)oot

Error: 002 No error . . . yet.

Error: 004 -- User fell asleep while waiting.

Error: 004 Erroneous error. Nothing wrong.

Even "domestic" robots don't do WINDOWS!

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.

Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I...

Exhibitionists love Windows

Exploding Windows....GOOD Exploding Drives......NOT GOOD!!

Father, forgive me... I've been caught using Windows...

Fer sail cheep, Windows spel chekker, wurks grate.

Finder: Windows with bullet-proof glass.

For sale: Hourglass for timing Windows.

Forget PRIME DIRECTIVES! Give the BORG Windows!

Friends don't let friends do Windows.

Friends encourage friends to use Windows - under OS/2!

Get OS/2 - the best Windows tip around!

Get OS/2 2.0 - The best Windows tip around!

Give me a map and a compass, and I'll fly the Alps in a plane with no windows.

Got the rest? Try the best: PacketBoy for Windows!

Got Windows? Take OS/2 and call me in the morning..

HACKERS do it with open windows

HAL 9000: Dave. Put down those Windows disks, Dave. DAVE!

Happiness is your favorite program moving to Windows.

Have time to waste? Get Microsoft Windows 3.0!

Have you crashed your Windows today?

Having Windows problems? Dial 1-800-3-IBM-OS2 for fast relief!

He thought a glacier was a bloke who fixed windows.--Rimmer

He whom opens thee Windows invites the bugs in

Hello, Microsoft? Are there any problems with DOS?

Hello, Microsoft? HEEEEEELLLLLLLLPPPPPP!

Hi Windows 3.0, bye Windows 3.0

How do you make Windows faster ? Throw it harder

How do you make Windows faster? Throw it harder!

How to Upgrade Windows: Take old bugs out, put new ones in

I can't use Windows 3.0: My wife killed my mouse.

I Can't Use Windows!!!..My Cat Ate My Mouse....!

I can't use Windows. My cat ate my mouse.

I can't wait for EDLIN to be ported for Windows.

I despise WINDOWS!

I don't do Windows, but OS/2 does.

I Don't do windows. ...I don't have the time!

I don't hate Windows - it runs great under OS/2!

I drive OS/2 now cause I'm sick of being a crash dummy for Windows.

I find it only fitting that MICROSOFT.COM is not a valid MS-DOS filename.

I hate Microsoft. Bill Gates is the Great Satan. IMHO.

I installed Windows into my car computer and it crashed.

I know something about opening windows and doors.

I love Telix for Windows!

I love Windows! NOT!

I need Windows like a haemophiliac needs heart surgery!

I put BUGS=OFF in config.sys, Windows won't Load!

I smashed a Window and saw... OS/2.

I still miss Windows, but now my aim is getting better.

I swallowed a window! the woman shouted painfully

I tried Windows NT once, but I didn't inhale.

I use windows...on my car, on my house, but not on my...

I used to have a life. Now I have windows 3.0

I was using a Microsoft Window one day, and it slammed on my fingers!!

I went window shopping...and bought OS/2!

I won't use Windows, I won't use Windows, I won't....

I'll be learning Windows, too, I guess ...

I'll never forget the 1st time I ran Windows, but I'm trying...

I'm a DOS user until WINDOWS freezes over!

I'm waiting for Windows v4.0!

I've got 256K of RAM. Why can't I run Windows?

Ice Cream ..... Hoggin' DOS

If all else fails, you must still be using Windows.

If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft.

If at first you don't succeed, you must be using Windows.

IF I WANTED WINDOWS, I'D LIVE IN A GREENHOUSE

If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good. ...Bill Gates.

IF(Windows

It compiled, first screen came up?? Ship it! --Bill Gates

LUW: Life Under Windows

Microsoft gives you Windows... OS/2 gives you the whole house.

MS Windows -- From the people who brought you EDLIN!

MS-DOS: celebrating ten years of obsolescence

Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once.

NT: From the makers of Windows 3.0!

NT: From the people responsible for RECOVER.COM

NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.

NT: No Thanks; Not Trusted, Not Today, Not Tomorrow.

NT: Vapourware of the desperate and scared.

NT? New Technology? I don't think so...

One man's Windows are another man's walls...

OS/2 2.1: Taking the wind out of Windows.

OS/2 is not about fixing old Windows, but opening new doors.

OS/2: Opens Windows, Shuts up GATES...

OS/2: Windows with bullet-proof glass.

PCDOS&MSDOS&CP/M&WINDOWSI'LLFIDDLEWITHOS/2WOULDN'TYOU

Please call the windows police. I've caught another gpf.

s : coming to the rescue! Wait for FedEx!!!!!!!

s = Training wheels for OS/2!

s = Turn a 386/25 into a 4.77 Mhz XT

The Magic of Windows: Turns a 486 back into a PC/XT.

The Microsoft Motto: "We're the leaders, wait for us!"

This score just in: OS/2, Windows 0.

This tagline does not require Micro$oft Windows.

Turn your 486 into an XT--just add Windows!

Turn your 486/50 into an XT - Run Windows 3.0.

UCR: Unrecoverable Customers Resources

UKD: Unexplained Keyboard Destructions

UMP: Unjustified Microsoft Profits

UMT: Unstoppable Mouse Trajectories

Unlike the cleaning lady, I have to do Windows.

UPB: Unrecoverable Pain in the Butt

Use Windex On Your Windows

Vanilla Ice to Bill Gates at Intel: MICROSOFT WORD TO YOUR MOTHERBOARD!

Vanilla Ice to Bill Gates at Intel: MICROSOFT WORD TO YOUR MOTHERBOARD!

Veni, Vidi, Shelfi: I came, I saw, I stored Windows.

Veni, Vidi, Shelfi: I came, I saw, I stored Windows.

ViruScan detects Windows v3.1. Remove Y N?

VirusScan - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/y)"

Void main (void) { if (windows=="useful") hell=frozen }

Wait for OS/2 2.0 - the best Windows tip around!

Walk through doors, don't crawl through Windows.

Want to turn a 486/66 into an 8088/4.77? Load Windows!

Warning! Bill Gates virus found. Variants: Windows, MSDOS...

Washing Windows is better than running them.

We are Microsoft. You will be assimilated.

Welcome to Hell! Here's your copy of Windows!

Welcome to William Gates' World of Windows!

What's so great that people are switching to Windows?

What?!? DOSSHELL *isn't* supposed to be a joke?

What?!? DOSSHELL *isn't* supposed to be a joke?

Where do you want to go today? Anywhere but Chicago.

Where do you want to go today? Good question, Microsoft.

Where do you want to go today? Anywhere but Chicago.

Where do you want to go today? Good question, Microsoft.

Where windows clean people.

Who needs a virus? All you need is Windows

Who needs a virus? All you need is Windows.

Whom the gods destroy, they first teach Windows...

Whom the gods would destroy, they first make use Windows.

Why look thru Windows? Open the door to the future: OS/2

Will Microsoft's stupidity ever cease? Nope.

Will Windows 3.1 be any good?

Will Windows 3.1 come with a Hard Drive?

Will write Windows apps for food.

WIN.INI? Let's see what the User's Guide says...

WIN3.0 Attractive and easy, SLUT of the computer

Window-screen: An arrangement for keeping flies in.

WindowError 001: Windows loaded, system in danger!

WindowError:015 Unable to exit windows. Try the door.

WindowError:015 Unable to exit windows. Try the door.

Windows - The colourful clown suit for DOS...

Windows vs. OS/2. (Michael Jackson vs Mike Tyson)

WINDOWS %JH3 TAGFILE

WINDOWS - A "MAKE WORK" project for computers!

Windows - About as useful as airbrakes on a turtle.

Windows - From the people who brought you EDLIN.

Windows - how to turn a 486 into an Etch-A-Sketch!

Windows - so intuitive you only need a meg of help files!

Windows - The best $89 solitaire game you can buy.

Windows - The colorful clown suit for DOS.

Windows - The colourful clown suit for DOS...

Windows - the MAC for the rest of us!

Windows - XT emulation for your AT

Windows -- Revenge of the Nerds, Part 3.1

WINDOWS 3.1 VIRUS: Makes your 486/50 machine perform like an XT.

Windows 3: Solution to a non-existent problem....

Windows 4.0 will be released as soon as 3.1 finishes loading.

Windows 4.0 will be released as soon as Windows 3.1 finishes loading.

Windows 95 = 95% done. Better wait till 1999.

Windows : Attractive & Easy, Slut of the CPU.

Windows : coming to the rescue! Wait for FedEx!!!!!!!

Windows : From the makers of EDLIN!

Windows : Microsoft's ode to P. T. Barnum

Windows : Microsoft's ode to P.T. Barnum.

Windows : More holes than you can count.

Windows : Ooey, GUI, Good!

Windows = Training wheels for OS/2!

Windows = Turn a 386/25 into a 4.77 Mhz XT

Windows accelerator: Truck doing 90 with windows tied to bumper.

Windows are like parachutes....they work best when open....

Windows by Microsoft: The Gates of Hell.

Windows by Microsoft: The Gates of Hell.

Windows could crash even a Borg!

Windows Detected! Throw a ROCK (Y/N)?

Windows detected! Throw a ROCK (Y/N)?

Windows detected. Delete? Y/H(ELL YES)

Windows doesn't kill you, it's the glass when it crashes.

WINDOWS ERROR #004: Operator fell asleep while waiting.

Windows Error #56: Operator fell asleep while waiting.

Windows Error #F99 - CPU too tired to continue...

Windows error 000 : No errors found! [CLOSE]

Windows error ZZZ: user fell asleep waiting

Windows Error: 002 No error . . . yet.

Windows Error: 004 - Operator fell asleep while waiting

Windows Error: 004 -- User fell asleep while waiting.

Windows Error: 004 Erroneous error. Nothing wrong.

WINDOWS Eveready Bunny: It's still loading, and loading

Windows for sysops: minimize Twit Filter. Drag twit to Twit Filter icon

Windows has a really stable Solitaire game!

Windows has crashed more systems than Michelangelo.

Windows has crashed more systems than Stoned

Windows Ice Cream ..... Hoggin' DOS

Windows ice cream...Hoggin' DOS.

Windows is *NOT* a virus. Viruses *DO* something

Windows is *NOT* a virus. Viruses *DO* something!

Windows is a cute clown suit for DOS.

Windows is a DOS virus.

Windows is a False Prophet - Vodka is the True Messiah

Windows is a kolossal kludge.

Windows is a pane

Windows is a system even a fool can use. See Shaw's principle....

Windows is an unrecoverable application error!

Windows is for fun, DOS is for getting things done

Windows is for fun, OS/2 is for getting things done.

Windows is for wannabe computer gurus.

Windows is great if you can make it work.

Windows is NOT a virus! - Viruses do something!!!

Windows is the best GUI - It always sticks!

WINDOWS is to computing what Etch-a-Sketch is to art.

Windows is to OS/2 as a bike is to a Mack Truck.

Windows isn't CrippleWare -- it's "Functionally Challenged".

Windows isn't crippleware: it's "Functionally Challenged"

Windows loading; please take a nap...

Windows LUW: Life Under Windows

Windows Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once.

WINDOWS MULTITASKS! (in a DesqView window)

Windows not found -=Use Real Operating System? Y/y/a

Windows not found:

Windows not found: Back to home page!

Windows NT Performance, on the next "In Search Of"

Windows NT: No Thanks; Not Trusted, Not Today, Not Tomorrow.

Windows NT: From the makers of Windows 3.0!

Windows NT: From the people responsible for RECOVER.COM

Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty.

Windows NT: Only 16 megs needed to play Minesweeper!

Windows NT: Vapourware of the desperate and scared.

Windows NT? New Technology? I don't think so...

WINDOWS ON AN 8088 IS A REAL EXPERIENCE!!

Windows only crashes itself under OS/2. Not the whole machine.

Windows punts, OS/2 receives. Touchdown!

WINDOWS SUCKS!!

Windows tip: set BUGS=OFF in your config.sys

Windows UCR: Unrecoverable Customers Resources

Windows UKD: Unexplained Keyboard Destructions

Windows UMP: Unjustified Microsoft Profits

Windows UMT: Unstoppable Mouse Trajectories

Windows UPB: Unrecoverable Pain in the Butt

Windows vs. OS/2. (Michael Jackson vs Mike Tyson)

Windows would look better with curtains.

WINDOWS you think they'll get it right?

WINDOWS, Just say NO!!!

Windows-Brain Dead, OS/2-for people who can chew gum and think!

Windows. A good implementation of a bad idea.

Windows. A mistake carried out to perfection.

Windows. Complex nonsolutions to simple nonproblems.

Windows. Dissatisfaction guaranteed.

Windows. Even your dog won't like it.

Windows. Flaky and built to stay that way.

Windows. Flawed beyond belief.

Windows. Form follows malfunction.

Windows. Garbage at your fingertips.

Windows. Ignorance is our most important resource.

Windows. It could be worse, but it'll take time.

Windows. It could happen to you.

Windows. Let it get in your way.

Windows. Live the nightmare.

Windows. More than enough rope.

Windows. Never had it, never will.

Windows. No hardware is safe.

Windows. Power tools for power fools.

Windows. Putting new limits on productivity.

Windows. Simplicity made complex.

Windows. The art of incompetence.

Windows. The cutting edge of obsolescence.

Windows. The first fully modular disaster.

Windows. The problem for your problem.

Windows. Warn your friends about it.

Windows. You better sit down.

Windows. You'll envy the dead.

Windows: A problem to a solution that was never needed.

Windows: An answer to a question nobody has ever asked.

WINDOWS: An overpriced way to eat up HD space

Windows: an Unrecoverable Acquisition Error!

Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!

WINDOWS: It's like a velvet picture of Elvis coming to life

Windows: The answer to a question nobody has ever asked.

Windows: Training wheels for OS/2

WINDOWS: What you throw your computer out of.

Windows: XT emulator for an AT.

Windows? WINDOWS?! Hahahahahehehehehohohoho...

WindowsNT: From the makers of Doublespace

Yuk, what kind of dumb menu system is that? Oh, so that is Windows!

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